Fo Niemi is requested at the restaurant Les Bridés

This is an unofficial translation of an article by Patrick Lagacé published in La Presse on March 18 2007.

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Restaurant Les Bridés, in Ahunstic, on rue Lajeunesse

I hope people will forgive me for arriving a little late in this controversy...

André Boisclair praises the Asians. Referring to his year at Harvard, he says that the campus abounded in students "aux yeux bridés". He says that these students are not going to work in sweatshops. He says that these people will become engineers, managers in the Asian economies. He says that these Asian economies defy our economies, and not only in the the manufacturing of sandals and soccer balls. He says, in the end, that it will be necessary for us to face this competition.

And then, English Canada, in the repetition of a play played one hundred times, jump on the expression and insinuates that Boisclair insulted the Asian by describing them like as "slanting eyes". The Anglo newspapers report on the remarks of Boisclair and give echo to the condemnation of certain startled leaders.

You see, "slanting eyes", in English, is an insult. Contrary in "yeux bridés", it is not the simple description of a physical feature. It is a little like "nigger". It is a little like "frog" (or, as one says sometimes west of the Ottawa river, without it starting too much of a fury "fucking frogs").

What we have here is the convergence of three phenomena. Firstly, Canada's Two Solitudes: the Anglo scribes and lobbyists did not attempt to check if "yeux bridés" were as heavily charged as "slanting eyes". Secondly, a little political correctness: in the end, if Boisclair had said "people, in the sens of persons, coming from this continent going by the name of Asia", it would not have been disturbed. Thirdly, a certain English Canada - I wrote it in the Jan Wong controversy - is certain that the Quebecers are genetically more racist than the average. And they also believe that the separatists are genetically more racist than the average of Quebecer.

Take these three things. Make them converge. And you get the fireworks we have seen.

And you why one uses the charge of racism, do you not? Because it it a little like when a skunk pisses on you. It sticks to your skin, and there is nothing you can do about it. To accuse someone of racism, in public, is the H bomb of arguments. I know what I am talking about. Jack Todd, sports editor at The Gazette, accused me of incenting hatred, a year ago, after having read one of my papers in JdeM. The problem is, that this asshole of Todd referred to me "hate mongerer" after he had badly translated a passage of my paper! It had translated my remarks so badly, poor Jack, that his newspaper apologized. That is why charges of racism launched without any discernment upset me just a little.

Honestly, when the contempt comes us from the tenors of English Canada, well, we are accustomed to it. They read The Gazette to understand Quebec, incapable as they are to reading La Presse, Le Devoir or the JdeM. But when the convergents come from here, live here, that they speak in the name of people from here, there, what uneasiness, it becomes literally disgusting. There were a few in the "yeux bridés" affair. But here I am talking, more precisely, of Fo Niemi, director of the Centre de recherche-action sur les relations raciales (CRARR), a Montreal organization very creditable, which issued that the expression "yeux bridés" was - get this - "racialement offensante".

"Racialement offensante"! It is the utmost irony: to comment on what fundamentally is a linguistic misunderstanding, Mr. Niemi uses a calque of English, he uses "racialement offensante", as in "racially offencive", largely used among Anglo-Saxons, when a moron makes a racist comment.

This comment from the boss of the CRARR is especially worrying. Yes, worrying because if Mr. Niemi is capable of such an enormity on this subject, what tells me that his other public position/declarations are not also disconnected/unhooked?

Meanwhile, Fo Niemi should be worried. There is, in Ahunstic, on rue Lajeunesse, an Asian restaurant, held by Asians, whose name is "racially offencive". And this restaurant is named Les Bridés. Yes, Mesdames and Messieurs. *

No jokes ! Les Bridés ! A reference to the yeux bridés of the Asians.

I hope that Fo Niemi will denounce the unacceptable restaurant name. I hope that Mr. Niemi will call the owners of the restaurant Les Bridés to lecture them like he phoned the PQ to denounce the words of Boisclair. I hope that Mr. Niemi will send press releases to all the Earth to vilify a restaurant which surfs on a racial insult.

Question for Mr. Niemi: is the restaurant Les Bridés managed by "racially offencive" people? If you come across them, do not hesitate to ask them the question, I beg you.

• I could be wrong, but a branch of Les Bridés formerly existed at the corner of Mont-Royal and Fullum.